From the "'60s Europe Must Have Been Hilarious" File

Babs is my girl

Accusing McCain of having Linus Syndrome:

What a relief it would be...

...not to have a president who would contribute to the Spastic White Person Clapping Syndrome often seen at inaugural balls:



for contrast:

Ladies and Gentleman, the Next* Vice-President of the United States

* if you're a GOP asshat

Whoah!

Just saw this headline on my Google News widget:

Polls: Voters Doubt Palin's Qualifications While Obama Expands Lead

Source? FoxNews.com. The times, they are a-changin', my friends. I predict that in about two weeks, once Palin's novelty has worn off and journalists have, like, asked her questions and stuff, the McCain campaign is going to realize that picking her was more a shot in the foot than the arm.

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Kellie and Donna wish you a safe and happy Labor Day:

Universal health care: Ted Kennedy figures it out

Looks like Massachusetts's state universal health care plan is working out pretty well so far. Here's hoping President Obama will figure out something as good.