I love The Poor Man Institute, and this post is a great example of why. My favorite part:

In a chilling post-script, activist, uh, elected officials have just expanded gay marriage rights in Massachusetts, in direct defiance of the Bible, or Darwin, or something. I think this means my wife has to let me start dating, although I may have to start dating guys - I’ll have to go down to the DMV so the fine public servants there can update me on the current status of my personal life.

Love it.